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Mother's Day at the Hive

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bee flying to another flower.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bees SOS

"Could you repeat that word?"

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"Get out of my face!"

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Comb Sweet Comb

"This will sting a bit."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

Time is HONEY

Bees Are Social Creatures.

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Sorry

Bees v Wasps

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"Move, Gary."

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Complaints at the Beehive Condo