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"Your dung is a bit dry, but otherwise healthy..."

Dinner with dung beetles

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Business Duck

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

The End is Nigh

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Could I have my Bill ?

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team

Happy Brithday

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Clandestine cows.

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"