Dung Enthusiast Mugs

"Your dung is a bit dry, but otherwise healthy..."

Dinner with dung beetles

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Mistaken baby ducks.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

The End is Nigh

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Clandestine cows.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

Happy Brithday

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Could I have my Bill ?

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

'That's not what I mean by 'leading a duck' Ben.'