Jung Enthusiast Mugs

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"It's Jung out there, son"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

The interested bystanders.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Jungle Games

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Tarzan no want computer."

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

tiger strangling snakes

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'You're too aggressive.'

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

Lancelot put to the Test.

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Reality Bites

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."