Jung Enthusiast Gifts

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"It's Jung out there, son"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

The interested bystanders.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Jungle Games

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Tarzan no want computer."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

tiger strangling snakes

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'You're too aggressive.'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Reality Bites

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

Lancelot put to the Test.

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

Rain forest: 'You are here - tomorrow you will be here'

Jungle Olympics