Dung Devotee Mugs

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

"Why have you come over here?"

Thank you for visiting us again Son... Can I still call you Son? You are so handsome now...

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

War and Peace

Give Thanks.

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'

'He was born to the sea.'

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

What's on? A duckumentary.

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'