Dung Devotee Gifts

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"Why have you come over here?"

Thank you for visiting us again Son... Can I still call you Son? You are so handsome now...

War and Peace

Give Thanks.

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'

'He was born to the sea.'

Those four microwave dings you just heard indicate that dinner is ready, Lance. Hop to it! Unlike some individuals I know, I am not one of Pavlov's wolverines.

Beditation: "I am at one with the duvet."

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

What's on? A duckumentary.

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'