Ding Ding Devotee Mugs

Thank goodness, SAVED by the Bell!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

I love my Timpani

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Olympic Torch Training

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

How hit songs get their names

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

Thank you for visiting us again Son... Can I still call you Son? You are so handsome now...

"Why have you come over here?"

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

Give Thanks.

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'Shakin' bacon.'