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Fly on Cow Dung.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Sailor in Car.

The Pink Bantha

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Shell Fire

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

Shakespeare Quote

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

The Great Sarcasmo

"Who are your sources? Talk!"

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

Hell's Schlegel

'I'm just surfing the web.'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

Graduated Cylinders...

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

The Bleat Boys

"Get the story and get it write."

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

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