Dung Decorator Pillows

You missed a bit!

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'The roof needs icing.'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

A new meaning in the Roman

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

octopus knitting a jumper...

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

A topiary doghouse

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Child on Christmas Eve

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

Violin Playing Snowman.

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"He loves me!"

A christmas tree for the cat

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"We'll take it."

Xmas tree

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"I guess they really are permanent."

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

"Damn - we'll have to hire a new one!"

A bear decorates a snowbear.