Dorm Decorator Pillows

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Use your imagination.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"You're welcome."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Books / Coffee table books

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'