Unique Decorator Pillows

'Glenda - why not be like other girls and stick your pin-ups on the wall?'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Painting the Ceiling

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Face Painting.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'The roof needs icing.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'Quick, press control Z!'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Mice Cream

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'