Collecting Elephant Figurines Pillows

The elephant in the room.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The Runaway Horse

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"That's enough small talk."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

'A room with double beds, please.'

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Incredible Hulk's Urine Sample.

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Children.

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

Athena

"You rang?"