Collecting Cow Figurines Pillows

"You rang?"

The Runaway Horse

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Why Cows Leave Home

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"That's enough small talk."

Mummy?!

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

Free Range Cows.

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Stampede!!'

Cow cartooning block.

"That's just UDDER NUN-sense."

The elephant in the room.

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

'Serves me right for frowning.'

It's not so much modern art, it's more...revenge!

Cow

Athena

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

"I'm adopted? Well that explains so much."

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."