Collecting Cow Memorabilia Pillows

Holy Cow

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Why Cows Leave Home

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Mummy?!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

Free Range Cows.

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Cow cartooning block.

'Stampede!!'

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

"That's just UDDER NUN-sense."

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

"Don't you think it's about time you milked me?"

"You rang?"

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

'Dad, you told me to use my initiative if I needed money so I sold a cow.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

"I'm adopted? Well that explains so much."

Cow

It's not so much modern art, it's more...revenge!

'Serves me right for frowning.'

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

Manure/Manicure.

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

'Jumping over the moon wasn't enough for Bessie! Oooh, no...she had to go for a world record and try for Mars!'