Collecting Cow Art Pillows

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Why Cows Leave Home

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Stampede!!'

Cow cartooning block.

"You rang?"

Musical Cows

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'It's an own goal!'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

Cow History: July 20, 1969

Butchers Eye Test

''Am I Going Crazy' to win in the 4.30.'

Cow Art Exhibitions.

It's a new low! He's getting his mum to draw cows now!

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

Holy Cow

Christmas Cows

Horn Hair

Oh, it looked much worse when I had the one big udder!

'YAY! Grass gravy!'

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%...Better buy more toilet rolls!"

Giraffe Puzzle.

And, hey presto! We have a bookmark!

Happy Independence Day!

Bloomin' windchimes!

"Hey, stupid cows! Moooooooo! Come on! Give me a mooooo!"

'It's an i-Bell Mum: I can download a new ring-tone whenever I want...'