Cow Collectibles Pillows

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Cow's straw

Trump Poutine

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Why Cows Leave Home

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

The Gladiator.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

A Tumble Cow

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"