Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!
Cow Collectibles Gifts
Looking for a gift for a cow enthusiast? Our cow collectibles are a delightful way to celebrate their love for these gentle farm icons. From playful statues to whimsical decor, each piece captures their charm and personality. Whether for a collector or someone who simply adores cows, our range offers fun, meaningful options that bring smiles and farmyard flair into any space.
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
Chase me, chase me cows.
"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"
'The circle is complete!'
'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."
'Trickle or Spray!?'
'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'
Cow's straw
Trump Poutine
"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."
'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'
Why Cows Leave Home
Well... Tis the season to be jolly!
Slinky Cow World
"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"
'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'
Milking the Cow.
"...and she said 'MOO!'"
Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..
'This model is hard to get parts for.'
The Gladiator.
"Guide to physical comedy fish"
"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."
How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.
Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.
A Tumble Cow
Twister:Rural Social Networking
"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."
'We call these supernumerary teats!'
"I'm an enigma!"
Cow Collectibles Gifts Collection
Cow Collectibles Mugs
Explore our collection of cow collectibles on mugs—perfect for farm fans who love to sip in style and humor.
Cow Collectibles Pillows
Add farmhouse charm with our delightful cow pillows, a fantastic gift for animal lovers to brighten up any room.
Cow Collectibles Prints
Bring home the farm with our charming cow prints, ideal for decorating walls with a whimsical, country vibe.
Cow Collectibles T-Shirts
Looking for more cow collectibles? Check out our fun and quirky cow-themed t-shirts that showcase their love for farm animals.