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"You're vacation request is denied, Wolverine. I'm sorry, but we just can't lose you right now."

"1971... 2015..."

A missile with a handlebar moustache and glasses

'...That's Blaster verses Thor, should be a good match...'

'Out of action man.'

Rapid Reaction Man

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

Child with a toy figure of a middle aged man sitting in a chair called 'Inaction Man'.

InAction Figure, Couch Potato Man

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"...and the action figures will have concussions, they'll be on stretchers and wheelchairs..."

"See, I put together this mock-up...in here with the hamburger and fries is...the action figure!"

"Hey, you. No diving!"

An action figure, from the gentleman.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.