Collector Of Fine Things Mugs

'We met through a shared interest - me.'

Wine boutique with only one bottle.

'Buy old masters, they hold their value better than old mistresses.'

Posh Easter Egg

Great Chinese Dynasties

"You're on a what?!"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Victorian Secret

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

"I was expecting a bigger crowd."

"I like this one. Do you think it will look good when knocked from the table to the floor?"

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

"Don't worry dear, accidents happen. Besides, thanks to you and your feather duster, I've just sold it to a collector for twice the original asking price."

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

Swiss Army General.