Skull Admirer Mugs

"It makes you look old."

"I've just had the most horrible dream!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Love at First Sight

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I don't do windows."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

No, I don

Squirrel on the beach

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

You are what you eat!

Slug roulette

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Rodin's THE FEELER

Monster Baseball

George Papandreou.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

The Thinker and the Doer.