Skull Sweater Lover Mugs

Rock on Grandma!

'Hamlet'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Apocalliptical

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Punkcakes

Shakespearean Actor

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

X-ray of body shows skull.

"I've just had the most horrible dream!"

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

Sand timer with cow skull caught in middle,

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."