Skull Sweater Lover T-Shirts

Rock on Grandma!

'Hamlet'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

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"Shouldn't have, you really."

"It makes you look old."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Apocalliptical

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

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"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

Punkcakes

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Shakespearean Actor

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

My tail's cold.

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

X-ray of body shows skull.

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

Sand timer with cow skull caught in middle,

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"I've just had the most horrible dream!"