Skeleton Admirer Mugs

The Reaper family on Holidays

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

"Hey, this is expired... oh, right."

"I've got the shivers!"

Skeleton Builder.

Give me a bear, Luv. Anything else? Yeah, a mop.

At the Museum

Grim Reaper fishing in a boat. He has caught a fish skeleton.

Supermodel's Day Out.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Skeleton playing the violin

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Apocalliptical

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Spring Cleaning

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."