Skull Fanatic Mugs

'Alright big guy, almost done.'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

Rock on Grandma!

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

Scientist with test tube.

'More or less?'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"They call this a universal charger?"

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

X-ray of body shows skull.

"Squirrel! Squirrel! Speed up! Speed up!"

"But I digress..."

Weigh station

"I think I'll have the steak with garlic sauce...."

When psychics fight.

High Kick

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"Talk to you later. That guy Bell is here to show me his invention."

"I've just had the most horrible dream!"

"I'm from the future. . . you're running low on the Chateau Margaux '86."

Onandonodon

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"