Skull Fanatic T-Shirts

'Alright big guy, almost done.'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"It makes you look old."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Rock on Grandma!

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'More or less?'

Scientist with test tube.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"They call this a universal charger?"

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

"But I digress..."

"Squirrel! Squirrel! Speed up! Speed up!"

Weigh station

When psychics fight.

"I think I'll have the steak with garlic sauce...."

X-ray of body shows skull.

High Kick

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"Nail... nail... nail..."

"I'm from the future. . . you're running low on the Chateau Margaux '86."

"His name is T-9000, and he's a very brilliant cyborg robot who was sent from the future to... I forgot! What was the reason?"

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

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