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"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Cupcakes!

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Scientist with test tube.

James Earl Jones

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'More or less?'

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

"...And when you turn eighteen, you go over to the dark side, like Mom and Dad."

Teenage Yoda

Pearly Queen Gates

"But I digress..."

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

Corn Aliens

High Kick