Spark Fanatic Mugs

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Cupcakes!

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Fun with Ned-Ball.

James Earl Jones

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Scientist with test tube.

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

'More or less?'

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

Pearly Queen Gates

"But I digress..."

Teenage Yoda

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

Corn Aliens

High Kick