Hands-on Enthusiast Gifts

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

"This isn't quite the workshop session I was expecting."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'School of hard knocks.'

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'I'll do half of it.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

'It's a pop-up book about how ebooks are killing publishing.'

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

Man and woman with laundry

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

Audience thinking 'What a tosser!'

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

'Sure, the term 'lab rat' has a lot of negative connotations but having drugs tested on you isn't so bad if you're a hypochondriac...'

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'