Everyday Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm not sure my husband would like it, unless it has aromas he appreciates, like cheap cigars and hot dogs."

Man and woman with laundry

Random things I miss: Queuing for a coffee

Packaging Russian Dolls

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Reach for the Star.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

Clandestine cows.

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

Garden of Earthly Delights

The News in Capsule Form.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Sunday Monday

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

New York Man