Informal Enthusiast Gifts

"I am the god of informality but you can call me Ron."

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Clandestine cows.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'I'll do half of it.'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"But is it..?"

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

Show Mom You Love Her!

Man and woman with laundry

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

'I don't examine. I'm into theoretical medicine.'

"I can't give you a reason for what I do or a logical explanation as to what I do: I'm an artist..."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"I had a dream last night. It inspired me to paint."

Man with a big question

The Art Critic

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

"I paint how I feel inside...."

"It's Abstract Cart"

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"