Habitual Enthusiast Gifts

"Are all old folks this superstitious?"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Shall I be mother?

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"I'd like to make a return."

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Lancelot put to the Test.

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Man and woman with laundry

Amish personal mobility scooter

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

A dreary maypole

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'