Habitual Enthusiast Prints

"Are all old folks this superstitious?"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Shall I be mother?

Peace on Earth

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"I'd like to make a return."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Lancelot put to the Test.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

Man and woman with laundry

Amish personal mobility scooter

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"