Classic Enthusiast Gifts

'I learned Russian to read Chekhov. He's better in English.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Jessie Bernard.

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'Caesar salad?'

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"