Classics Enthusiast Gifts

Gracie asks for a long list of books for Christmas.

'I'd be careful of spyware.'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Whose idea was this damn middle class?"

I love Classics.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"Rats! Not again."

The furies

Ben Hur Gets A Tow

'Caesar salad?'

'As part of the Greek austerity program, Oedipus Rex will be performed this evening in two acts, instead of three.'

'The book you want is 'Call of the Wild', not 'Tweet of the Wild', and it's over there.'

'It's described here as Adonis with a weak bladder.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

'Friends, Romans... Special Prosecutors...'

'Prep School - Eton...the Guards?...Ah - which regiment?'

His Master's Joyce (Dog rolls eyes on as James Joyce says: 'History is a nightmare from which I am trying to wake.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

And after you finish studying for the Shakespeare exam, you can experience the tide in the affairs of men by taking a bath.

'I`m sure he is very intelligent Clarissa darling but he's a common dolphin for heavens sake!'

Trilby - 'The cut direct'.

Mr. Winkle's situation when the door blew to

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

Tender is the Night of the Iguana

Greek Haircut

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Piano Keyboard