Classics Enthusiast Mugs

'I'd be careful of spyware.'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Whose idea was this damn middle class?"

I love Classics.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"Rats! Not again."

The furies

'Caesar salad?'

'As part of the Greek austerity program, Oedipus Rex will be performed this evening in two acts, instead of three.'

'The book you want is 'Call of the Wild', not 'Tweet of the Wild', and it's over there.'

'It's described here as Adonis with a weak bladder.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

'Friends, Romans... Special Prosecutors...'

'Prep School - Eton...the Guards?...Ah - which regiment?'

And after you finish studying for the Shakespeare exam, you can experience the tide in the affairs of men by taking a bath.

'I`m sure he is very intelligent Clarissa darling but he's a common dolphin for heavens sake!'

Trilby - 'The cut direct'.

Mr. Winkle's situation when the door blew to

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

Tender is the Night of the Iguana

Greek Haircut

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

No Elgar!

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Piano Keyboard

Antonio Vivaldi

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"