Classics Fanatic Mugs

'I think you left one off!'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Felix Mendelssohn

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Piano Keyboard

'Caesar salad?'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Goddess

Louis Armstrong.

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Gustav Holst

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Sergei Taneyev

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Selfie

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Michail Glinka

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Seneca

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

The Mother Of Damocles

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Tosca on the balcony