Classics Lovers Mugs

The Mother Of Damocles

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Baroque Peacock

Modern Major General

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Frederic Chopin

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Occupational Hazards.

Violinist.

'Caesar salad?'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Take me to you lieder.'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Goddess

Leonore from Fidelio

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Doctor Bartolo

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Gustav Holst