Classics Lovers Mugs

The Mother Of Damocles

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Baroque Peacock

Modern Major General

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Frederic Chopin

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'Take me to you lieder.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Occupational Hazards.

Violinist.

'Caesar salad?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Goddess

Leonore from Fidelio

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Doctor Bartolo

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'