Everyday Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm not sure my husband would like it, unless it has aromas he appreciates, like cheap cigars and hot dogs."

Man and woman with laundry

Random things I miss: Queuing for a coffee

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Reach for the Star.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

The News in Capsule Form.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"I have dusk free."

Sunday Monday

New York Man

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"