Plain Speaking Enthusiast Pillows

"How many times must I tell you not to speak metaphorically?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Stick them up...'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'