Abstract Enthusiast Pillows

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Right Brained,'Left Brained, & Scrambled Brained.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"You moved!"

'I'm self-taught.'

"I paint how I feel inside...."

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

The Art Critic

"But is it..?"

"I can't give you a reason for what I do or a logical explanation as to what I do: I'm an artist..."

"Hey! You never said you were painting me in the nude!"

"I had a dream last night. It inspired me to paint."

Man with a big question

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

'And you moved into abstract expressionism when you started drinking 3 bottles of vodka a day.'

'I don't examine. I'm into theoretical medicine.'

The Funniest Cartoon in the World (Detail).

"It's Abstract Cart"

Artist

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Packaging Russian Dolls

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Soldier armed with a pen.

It's a call from Tate modern.

bird interprets modern art

The devil you know and his plus one

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Surreal ale

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Art Gallery.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."