Abstract Adventurer Pillows

A man in an art gallery stands in front of a blank canvas that has a suggestion box below it.

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Picasso style art gallery curator.

'And you moved into abstract expressionism when you started drinking 3 bottles of vodka a day.'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'It's not what it looks like.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Alien Snowmen

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."