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'My social network friends would never find me. They'd look for a 20 years old, slim and sporty guy with curly hair.'

'Virtual reality'

Culture Saturday

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

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Otto the SmartyCar!

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Water divining Mars

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"AI tsumoney"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

"Dang!"

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.