Ai Adventurer Pillows

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I have millions of answers...how about a few questions.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

"Bad news, Chief. All our self-driving cars escaped during the night."

"We're looking for someone who can make phone calls 24/7, but also has to sound like a human."

'Your USB port is open.'

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

"Mr. Hobbs ... A Mr. Robb is here saying he might be able to help with teacher shortages."

"Making virtual assistants more human was a mistake. Mine is lazy and is always late."

How's my self-driving?

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

"Do you want me to solve it using real or artificial intelligence?"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

"My smart car must sense we're out of shape. Why else would it drop us off here and tell us to walk?"

"No need to be alarmed. It's just the new head of programmatic advertising."

When intelligent cars lose the will to drive

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."

J. D. Winston - The Myth, The Man, Replaced by an App.

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

Mountain Man with computer backup.

A businessman suffering from data overload.

Robot dog chases postman.

Phone notifications which creep you out.

"It's not what you know, it's who you know."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"AI tsumoney"

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Otto the SmartyCar!

The really, REALLY smart TV...

ROBO COW

"You're absolutely sure you want to go wireless?"

Lab Rats