Ai Adventurous Pillows

Add more soap to your water.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Edison invents the personal stereo

Otto the SmartyCar!

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"The subwoofers really help."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

'Take me to your feeder,'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

Frank Zappa

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"AI tsumoney"

"My kid could have done that with AI."