Abstract Admirers Pillows

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

'Trapped I am afraid in the rut of originality.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Reading my Critics

Piranhaclaus

'Projectile painting.'

Robocop and Juliet.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Shell Fire

Surreal ale

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Robot walking pet robot

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Prisoner still life painting.

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"He's left out the staples"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."