Abstraction Lover Pillows

'And I thought I was just badly constipated.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

The Thought Process.

Pastorius wonders why.

It's a call from Tate modern.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"You're welcome."

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Jackson Pollock Studio

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

The Cremaster Cycle

Surreal ale

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Feel better, dear?"

Art Gallery.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."