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Reach for the Star.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

'Phys Ed -- but I minored in philosophy.'

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

The News in Capsule Form.

Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Man and woman with laundry

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

Where the Wild things Aren't.

New York Man

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

A bear reads 'Eat Poop Sleep' on the beach