Simple Life Enthusiast Pillows

Pre-RV thinking: 'I enjoy tent camping.'

A bear reads 'Eat Poop Sleep' on the beach

"In the old days, being a sheep-dog was easy Son: Now, I have to do a roll-call twice a day and fill in timesheets..."

"One day Merle decided he had enough of politics."

"I like how you keep things simple."

'At least we're easily satisfied.'

Reach for the Star.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

Garden of Earthly Delights

The fox knows many things but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

The News in Capsule Form.

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"I see you decluttered."

Man and woman with laundry

New York Man

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

'Goopta took early retirement.'