Normal Life Enthusiast Pillows

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Reach for the Star.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!

The News in Capsule Form.

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

New York Man

A bear reads 'Eat Poop Sleep' on the beach

Man and woman with laundry

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

We only go around once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop!

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

"I like how you keep things simple."

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

Furies 2.0

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

The simple pleasures of living alone....